MDZS Kink Meme Prompts

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I've spent some time on and off this year browsing the Mó Dào Zǔ Shī | The Untamed Kink Meme and Pinboard for ideas, and while I haven't managed to go through every single prompt in each of the collections yet, I thought it might be fun to share some of the unfilled prompts I have found so far that I liked. (If somebody who isn't me happens to be inspired to write any of them, that would be a bonus!) These are mostly plotty or humorous rather than kinky, although a few kinky ones may have snuck in. 😇

• Lan Xichen inadvertently establishes ritual cuckolding - I have to single this one out for making me literally LOL over the thought of Wangji's reaction after learning about this situation while his brother is in seclusion.
• what's your ribbon so long for, zewu-jun? so other men can touch it? - This one made me laugh, too. "Incomprehensibly but benignly weird" Jades is such an excellent flavor.
• Chaos Roomies WWX and LJY - The shenanigans potential! 😍
• Juniors in the Burial Mounds Missing Scenes - Lots of cute ideas in this prompt.
• animosity-heavy arranged marriage wangxian - I'm not as fond of enemies-to-lovers as some, but it's tasty when done right and this sounds like it could be fun.
• WWX keeps MXY's identity, becomes a Jin, and gets affianced to Hanguang-Jun - I'm intrigued by how this might go as a canon divergence scenario, especially if Wei Wuxian doesn't give himself away immediately.
• 5 people who had to put silencing talismans up on the Jingshi - The tales of these brave heroes deserve to be told. And along similar lines...
• Traumatizing Lan Xichen with his brother's sex life - Sorry, Xichen, I just find this sort of thing hilarious. As consolation, here's a couple kinky ones where you get to join in the fun: Twin Jades Aren’t Good At Sharing; Wei Wuxian Doesn’t Complain, LWJ/WWX/LXC omegaverse au
• JGY and JYL team up to kill JGS - Jin Guangsoup 😱😂
• JGY gets to be happy and use his evil powers for good (ish) - I can never get enough canon divergence scenarios where Jiggy develops enough loyalty to someone else (Xichen, Mingjue, and Yanli being my three favorite possibilities, but I'm flexible) to override his desire to be recognized by his father, and things turn out better for everyone as a result.
• Speaking of Yanli, there were some interesting canon divergence ideas where she ends up married to other people, i.e. Jin Guangyao, Nie Mingjue
• ...as well as this idea where Jin Zixuan is born a girl and gets engaged to Jiang Cheng instead of Yanli: Jin Zixuan is a girl
• Wen Qing and Wen Ning rescue Lan Xichen as he flees the Cloud Recesses - Very interesting canon divergence idea!
• Some Wen Qing Lives scenarios: Wen Qing locked up in Carp Tower, Wen Qing still alive
• The war happens 20 years later - This just seems like it would be really interesting to worldbuild.
• "Lan Zhuliu" AU - Wen Zhuliu is another of those characters for whom there can never be too many canon divergence scenarios.
• Come back to Qinghe with me - One more with interesting canon divergence possibilities, plus bonus Da-ge smut potential.
• teenage lwj getting railed by nmj - I don't know how this one snuck in here, I really don't.
• Jiang Cheng loses his virginity in a Caiyi glory hole - ~coughs~ I'd say the same about this one, but glory holes aren't even my kink. The suggested partners made me go successively 🥵(glory holes might not be my kink, but Da-ge sure is, lol),😂, and🤔, so any of those possibilities sounds fun to me.
• Everbody Lives AU, Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen team up to get their dumbass brothers to finally, FINALLY hook up - this one sounds similar to A Life Without Sun (Wangxian, 30k, teen), which is one of my favorite MDZS fics, so I'd certainly be into another fic with similar vibes

These prompts come from all four rounds, but if you'd like to add some prompts of your own, here's the link to the current round.