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I think it's really fun to imagine how cultivation like that practiced by the sects in MDZS and The Untamed could fit into the modern world, so I enjoy modern with magic AUs where some or all of the characters are still cultivators. Here are some modern cultivation fics I enjoyed! Lan Wangji/Wei Wuxian is the primary pairing in all of them.

Updated Nov 2021



In which Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian participate in a Real World-style reality TV show for cultivators

start getting real, 21k, teen
“Did you break the ward to come in?” Lan Wangji asks, point-blank. He has his sword out and pointed at Wei Wuxian, no bothering with niceties like hello I’m Lan Wangji, and you are?

Wei Wuxian eyes the sword, but doesn’t react. He keeps lazing back on the roof, casually drinking his wine, as if this is the usual way he meets new people. (And maybe it is! I don’t know your life, Wei Wuxian!)

Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian meet on Season 8 of The Cultivation World. Ouyang Zizhen writes the recaps.

In which there are both cultivators and dragons


this river runs to you, 53k, teen
Framed by the soft morning light, sleek hair swept back and pale blue robes not even slightly rumpled, he looks almost inhuman.

He looks like the last person who should be knocking on Wei Wuxian’s door.

In which Wei Wuxian is a curse worker secretly searching for a lost dragon, Lan Wangji is his new assistant, and the two things may not be entirely unrelated.


In which Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji participate in a dating reality show

Knight Hunt! Phoenix Mountain, 51k, explicit
Contestants get paid by the week. The longer you stay in the running and the more you charm the fans, the bigger your paycheck after the season wraps. People compete on Knight Hunt for fame, fortune and love. In that order."

In which Wei Ying and Lan Zhan work as living history interpreters at a cultivation museum


Night of the Living History (an edutainment special!), 51k, teen
It doesn’t mean much coming from Jiang Cheng, Wei Ying thinks. He’s pretty sure Jiang Cheng has to be coaxed out of his hanfu by the laundry wranglers. He doesn’t even think he’s seen Jiang Cheng suffer a pair of jeans in three weeks. He thinks Jiang Cheng takes home the underclothes and sleeps in them, cuddling the knockoff Zidian like a teddy bear.

Wei Ying lands a job as the Yiling Patriarch at the Lanling Cultivation Museum. Lan Zhan (Hanguang-Jun 4x per week, Sect Leader Lan 2x per week) suffers accordingly.

In which Wei Ying wakes up with touch telepathy on his 30th birthday


i'm the one for your fire, 42k, explicit
Wei Ying, virgin and noted heterosexual, gets hit with a curse of an unusual nature on his 30th birthday: Through physical contact, he can read the minds of others around him.

Enter Lan Zhan, hot former rival and current coworker, whose true thoughts about Wei Ying are nothing like he expects. (A loose Cherry Magic AU)

In which Lan Zhan and Wei Ying are cultivation students at university and Wei Ying thinks he's straight


i see the wasp on the length of my arm, 12k, explicit
Lan Wangji meets Wei Wuxian at college orientation. After that, it feels inevitable.
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Serial monogamist straight boy Wei Ying meets anti-romantic Lan Zhan. They figure it out. Eventually.


In which Wei Wuxian is the new technician at Gusu Bureau of Cultivation

i really want to know (who are you), 19k, mature
The problem with CT Wei was, lamentably, not incompetence. Incompetence was a failing no one at the Gusu Bureau of Cultivation could forgive. Had he been incompetent, he would have already been dismissed from his position. No, the problem with CT Wei was far worse: he was friendly.
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There's a new forensic cultivator in the GBC.

Lan Wangji is unimpressed.


In which Wei Ying is the Yiling Mistress and falls in love with the hot butch Lan at the cultivation gym

like a movie scene, 9k, unrated
“Uh, I...” Wei Ying said. She looked down at the rowing machine’s handles, then back to her gym crush. “How is it supposed to -?”

Her gym crush’s lips thinned for a second. Like it was annoying to her to have to explain the shit she’d gone out of her way to say. Or like she saw right through Wei Ying and her extremely obvious effort to keep her talking.

“Hold the handles, not the cables,” Wei Ying’s gym crush said.

Wei Ying tilted her head, feeling her ponytail sweep across her arched back, and asked, “... show me?”


In which Lan Wangji gets drunk at a cultivation conference in Seattle

My Zhiji's on Broadway, 15k, teen
Wei Wuxian remembers, a long time ago in basically another life, a college party where he managed to bully Lan Wangji into taking a single shot. The Second Jade had gone bleary and fallen asleep on a couch almost immediately. Wei Wuxian figured that in the intervening years his tolerance would have improved, or that a drunk Lan Zhan would immediately be followed by a sleeping Lan Zhan.

This supposition was, as it turns out, incorrect. Grown-ass adult Lan Zhan is, when drunk, something Wei Wuxian can only describe as white girl wasted.

Or: Lan Zhan gets drunk on Capitol Hill. Wei Wuxian isn't supposed to be the responsible one, but by god, he's gonna do it.

Date: 2021-08-16 02:23 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] out_there
I have read half of these and loved them, so I'm adding the others to my ever-growing to-read list.

Date: 2021-08-17 02:27 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] out_there
If not having enough time to read all the wonderful stories available is one of my biggest life problems? Life is pretty good.
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